I don't understand 2000 flushes blue. Who would buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Why is it called the 'Two Step' if you dance for the whole song?

When someone you hate does something nice for you, it's like when your dog farts your favorite song...

At first people say 'Nobody's Perfect'.  Then they say 'Practice Makes Perfect'. I wish they would make up their minds...